So I went to the movies…

And this trailer came on. It was about a journalist and she was interviewing (who I presume was) the CEO of Gray Industries or something like that. After a while their relationship starts to float off into romance, and I thought to myself, “this sounds like some cute romance movie.”
Later in the trailer, their relationship became more serious, like sexually serious, and I thought “oh, now this makes me think of Twilight (or what I remember from Twilight).”
Next thing you know, the CEO guy or whatever his name is shows the journalist a secret room, similar to the Batcave, which I thought was going to be awesome, until the next scene.
All that went through my head was “WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL, WHAT IS THIS, ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION, THIS ISN’T SOME CUTE ROMANCE MOVIE AT ALL. OEIQBHDIFSKSHRISOAJSHYC!”
After that, the title of the movie finally shows up, revealing itself to be 50 Shades of Gray. That sure explained a lot.

Long story short, looks can be deceiving. Very deceiving.